When life knocks you down you calmly get up and say to it: “you hit like a bitch”.
You agree with the calender after Tuesday when it says W T F.
You sexy minx, you. You’re mysterious, spicy, and flirtatious.
People are naturally attracted to you and your saucy nature. When you’re not busy seducing everyone around you, you enjoy taking long naps with a soft blankie.