Pinot Grigio
It frustrates you that so many stupid people are famous.
You are a ninja and to anyone who says you are not say to them “did you see that ” and when they say “no ” you say “exactly”.
You’re quick-witted and a fast reader. You don’t bullsh*t people, and it’s appreciated by your friends and co-workers. You know what you like and don’t like and it shows. People respect you and your quiet confidence.
Pinot Greege drinkers are fans of abbreves, and the type of people you love or hate.