If there’s one thing you absolutely can’t blame for date gone bad, it’s the wine. In fact, due to wine’s aphrodisiac properties, things can even go better than planned on a date with the fermented fruit. With that in mind, here are a few wines that say, “I love you” in very different ways.

Let’s go screw like bunnies (and then get waffles).
Franciacorta

You make me insane but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Nebbiolo

I am unabashedly infatuated with you.
Riesling

You’re perfectly imperfect.
Cabernet Franc

Let’s go do messed up things together.
Sangiovese

Damn… You’re so classy.
Chenin Blanc

You’re getting sexier with age.
Tempranillo

I like you in the tight pants.
Saint-Amour, Beaujolais

Who needs love when you have…
Malbec

I want to get old and crotchety with you.
Syrah

Being with you is like staring at the sun; it can’t be good, but I can’t look away.
Zinfandel

By: Madeline Puckette
***Grabbed from: http://winefolly.com/update/12-wines-that-say-i-love-you/
